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Aladedunye Abayomi

Aladedunye Abayomi @Oryza1 

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LAUGH AND GET BETTER ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
1. You think ignoring me will hurt me?*
*I've been ignored by my own brain in the exam hall and I didn't die!*
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
2. Heart break is when u see the guy that promised u an iPhone at the market dancing to win indomie* ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚
3. have u ever seen a Yoruba albino wey get tribal marks before. Am curious ๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
4. Those of you who say life is a journey,
Please some of us don't have transport money
(Tp)
๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
5. David kill a lion, bear and Goliath at the age of 17.
you at age 33 if you hear ordinary "woo woo" DOG BARK even stone you can't pick
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
6. The same way you're not in the mood for sex,be in that same mood and don't ask for money.....nonsense๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜‚
7. If His Eyes donโ€™t Become Red when he is begging for sex, Dont Give him .. He is not Serious!! ๐Ÿ˜’
8. The way some girls walk and behave when they're coming back from church eer it's as if God has promised them that they are next virgin Mary ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9. On de 15th of October ma frnds will go n fight soldiers @ berma camp.
Bt i cnt make it dat day. I will be having running stomach
๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿคซ
10. Interviewer: tell us abt urslf
Me: i was insyd ma mum 4 nine month be4 i was born
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
11. Somewhere in Nigeria a girl is smelling her bra to see if she can still wear it after 3 days๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ
12. You only have 2 pant and he is asking 'What can I buy for you'? And you're saying Shawarma.*
Sister, your village people strong ooooooo
๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฝโ€โš•
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13. SANDRA WITH STOMACH PAIN:
*Doctor:* What did you eat young girl?
*Sandra:* Chicken, Pizza, Liver, Sausages, Fish and
Wine.
*Doctor:* Please this is not facebook ooo, just be frank and
tell me the truth or I'll leave you to die.
*Sandra:* Garri and Beans with borehole water.
Sandra Ada
๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜†
14. I posted a picture of me lifting my dog, my ex commented that, "Hey ,which one is you "
I just replied "Am the one lifting your father "
She blocked me.
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
15. I told my girlfriend about my rich uncle now she's my Aunt. Fear women๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
16. IN ABIA : This land is not for sale โœ‹โœ‹โœ‹
IN IMO : This land belongs to Mazi Okoro, beware of 419 ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”
IN ANAMBRA : This land is mine and your life is yoursโœ‹โœ‹.Don't let us trespass on each other's property biko! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ซ
17.๐Ÿ“Œ *Teacher* : why are you late today?
*Precious* : yesterday we ate the chicken that used to
wake me up in the morning๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
18. Patronize me
I fix broken relationships, heartbreak & i also sell fairly used boyfriends/girlfriends, swapping is also available
A trial will convince you
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
19. Human beings are wicked oo.... ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿคฅ,Why would someone say the reason short people are unemployed is because they don't see job opportunities ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚*
20. That moment you are laughing with your crush and your nose decides to make balloon๐Ÿคฅ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿง
Fatherlord!๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™†โ€โ™‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
.
21. When visiting a sick person๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ*
*Americans:-* Get well soon
*European:-* Speedy recovery mate
Nigerians:- May God have mercy o,๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚ Na this same sickness killed my neighbor Joseph ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…
22. Somewhere in Nigeria, A teenage boy who can't swim is telling a teenage girl that he will cross ocean for her*
Ode๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
๐Ÿคฃ
23. Once an African lady๐Ÿ‘ฑ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ has some nice pictures๐Ÿคณ to post on social media Boom! She becomes a motivational speaker*๐Ÿ—ฃ
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ƒ
24. When they advertise pampers they will show baby butts, but when they advertise pads, they'll show a girl running๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€or dancing ๐Ÿ’ƒ*
Are pads use for jogging or it's music ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚?
Nonsense ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ
25. My rent will expire this month and my landlord just sent me a video of one homeless man on WhatsApp....* ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
I don't understand this man o๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚
26. I don't care if it's dream or not..CHEATING is CHEATING!! If I dreamt dat u cheated on me, wen I Wake up it's over between US.....*
๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‰
I hate what I don't like ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
27. My guy, make her laugh then ask for her number quickly before she remembers you are ugly.*
Too much sense no go kee someone's pikin๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
28. Imagine life without Bra* ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿค๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ
. #Oryzaโค
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